Random $hit: Pharrell Hates His Skin

Pharrell Williams is going through a mid-life crisis. The 35 year old frontman of N.E.R.D. and the Neptunes is considering getting his tatoos removed by growing artificial skin. Skateboard P recently told Brittish Vogue that his tatoos no longer fit his lifestyle and that he is interested in trying this new tatoo removal procedure.

"It's basically like getting a skin graft, but you're not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you," he explained to Vogue. "First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that's been done, they sew it on - and it's seamless."

Somebody tell dude to put on some long sleeves and call it a day.

-Richy Ro$$