Wednesday

Boots & The City: False Advertisement!

No cold drinks NYC? What's up with that? I'm walking to the office in 90 degree weather, and just like any normal human being you get thirsy for something COLD. Right? It's New York, a big city, and many stores on every corner. So I stop at this deli, it has all kinds of drinks--in a freezer too! (LOL) But here's the gag, none of them are cold. Why tease me and have them in there. This has to be the fifth time I've paid for a drink that was room temperture. C'mon New York! I need it ice cold.

"Now what's cooler than bein' cool?--(ICE COLD!) I can't hear ya'--I say what's cooler than bein' cool?--(ICE COLD!) whooo...Alright, alright, alright, alright" -Andre 3000

-sham